We couldn't contain him any longer: Mat Beal is set loose from his tiger's cage and sent forth, drooling like a wilderbeast, to review this week's petrified singles. Click here to find out which are mauled and which are spared...

Heather Till witnesses The Music's bizarre ability to transform calm rational people into a huge steaming quagmire of dancing bodies. Something tells us she's one of them too...



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