What brassieres will look like in 2k10

by Hipster Run Off on Sat, 2009/01/17 - 1:05am


[Photo by Last Nights Party]
2k10 will be a turning point for women. They will no longer be confined by fashion/design constructs, and they will redefine every article of clothing in order to create a more authentic method of expressing who they are [via the clothes that they wear]. Things will begin to get more conceptual, and advertisers will move to advertise on beautiful humans after the blog-ad market dries up/internet is rationed by Barry Obama.

If there is one thing our country needs now, it is a bail out of the following economies

  • the nip stickies economy
  • the ‘chunks of pink/purple/blue in my hair’ economy
  • the free-spirited piercing economy
  • the electro economy
  • the banger economy
  • the conceptualcore economy
  • the meaningfulcore economy
  • the fund for transitioning entry levelers to mildly authentic bros
  • the bro economy.
  • The meme economy

Hopefully we make it to 2k10 without a country ‘getting zany’ and dropping a nuculeaure bomb on ‘us.’ I am looking forward to more keut women in progressive outfits that do a better job of ’showing the world what God gave them.

I am excited about the future.
I am excited about the future of fashion/design/women.

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