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In a previous post, the Alt Report constructed a headline assuming that Neon Indian had ‘hired’ topless entry-level sluts to crash the stage to jiggle around their titties on stage [link]. The popular blog Brooklyn Vegan [link] claimed that Neon Indian ‘brought’ these entry level sluts on stage.
Both ‘reports’ were 100% false, leading @NeonIndian to demand blog corrections on these two popular weblogs.

In this video, the entry level sluts were interviewed, and they appeared to be ‘mad free spirited’, not conforming to any sort of societal or musicfestivalian rules. It seems to ‘confirm’ that Neon Indian had nothing to do with the half naked indians on stage, proving that they ‘crashed that shit on their own.’ Neon Indian did not transfer funds, nor did they encourage these topless QTs to join them on stage. There has been no indication that these topless sluts will be featured in future Neon Indian shows.
It’s a sad day for entry level titties. They used to be the one thing we all had in common– love and passion for entry level titties–but today, we see that entry level titties have torn the blogosphere + buzzbands apart.

R u mad bummed about this ‘blog war’?
Has chillwave thawed?
Are buzzbands and buzzblogs ‘turning on one another’?
Should HRO hire entry level sluts to jiggle around their titties on HRO’s blog?
R u sad about #tittiegate?
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