ScarJo used to be some sort of ‘indie lolita’, every1 wanted to ‘bang her’ because she was youthful and had a KILLER RACK. Anyways, every1 thought she was SO HOT that they kidded themselves into thinking she was a good actress. Now she is so empowered because every1 wants her so much that she thinks she can direct music videos. I have no idea who this broad is, but Scarlett Johansonn directed it. Of course, I basically could have made it with a Youtube tween’s personal vlogging flipcam.
Photos via https://twitter.com/#!/AJTWEETS/status/154874476436271104/photo/1
Jack Donoghue is known as the frontman of Salem, one of rapegaze’s baddest boys on the block. But EVERY1 has ruffled their panties after Jack’s latest rumored outburst. It apparently happened at the home of Los Angeleno AJ English, who is a well-known alt model & socialite. According to twitter, Jacky Jack Jack locked himself in the bathroom, opened a wound on his own hand, causing blood to spout out of his body, and went on a wall-painting bloodfest that hasn’t happened since the prehistoric days of cavemen vibing on cave drawings. The bathroom looks like a dark crime scene, and no1 knows what happened inside of that bathroom. All that remains is the blood of Jack Donoghue… and no answers…
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Let’s face it. Justice’s 2k11 release was a huge flop. No1 even liked it because no1 listens to prog rock. I have no idea what ‘prog rock’ even is. Might as well just call it ‘boring rock.’ Anyways, they have some new ‘single’ called ‘on’n’on’ that no1 is even interested in hearing, but in order to ‘get buzz’, they put a nude broad on the ‘single cover.’ Of course, social networks like FB will be all like ‘take it down’ and iTunes will be all like ‘n0 b00bz allowed.’ Really desperate attempt to launch a meme. But at least the broad is ‘mad hot’, although full frontal would be appreciated.
Link: http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2011/11/the_cure_played_3.html
Robert Smith, better known to indie fans as ‘Bob Smith’, is best known as a member of the popular bleepbloop band Crystal Castles. He sang on the hit song "Not In Love."
During the infancy of ‘indie’, back when it was something that individual fans felt that they could ‘be proud of’, a Grammy nomination was met with astonishment and validation. However, in the post-Arcade-Fire-wins-the-night-and-validates-indie era, it seems like random ass indie bands will get nominated every year, and no1 really cares, and we all already know that ‘indie went mainstream’. Gonna be a weird era, but we will still see the same tweets/half-assed ‘thought pieces’ about ‘what indie means’ & other gimmicky over-analysis of ‘the most coveted prize in American music.’
Korn is a band that sang about anger in the late 1990s, back when teens were all like ‘ugh im so angry! no1 understands me and I wanna yell, but also kinda rap too!’ Now teens are all in2 dubstep and they release their rage and social anxiety by doing molly at raves and escaping from their pain. That’s why Korn is ‘reinventing themselves’ as a dubstep band. In fact, Korn frontman Jonathan Davis claims that Korn ‘invented’ dubstep.
"We were dubstep before there was dubstep," Davis says. "Tempos at 140 with half-time drums, huge bassed-out riffs. We used to bring out 120 subwoofers and line them across the whole front of the stage, 60 subs per side. We were all about the bass."
Honestly, I still listen to Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ 7 days a week. Friday is one of my fave days, and I truly, honestly have to get down on Friday.
I LOVE the new song "Person of Interest." I have a person of interest in my life. He is the UPS man, and he shows up to my office every day in a sexy brown outfit and lil shorts that make his butt look all good.
Coldplay! Yall are AMAZING! Chris Martin honestly dances around like a FREE spirit. It reminds me of my Zumba classes, except my instructor is this mean skinny lady and one time i strained my ankle and fell over, dislocating it, and she went on with the session, and every1 stomped all over me like I was just another yoga matt.
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