Hello again my sexy Frankenchildren! It's been a while since I last wrote, but with good reason. Because, I'm proud to say, your dear old Uncle Alfonzo has just become a father!
Lovepixies of the hairly handed generation! It is true!
Hey! Pssst! Buddies! Come with me now, but be quiet - Mrs Alfonzo is sleeping!
Greetings from the thick tabacco fog of my private gymn!
Welcome my sexy multi - coloured minions! You know, just the other day, my good friend Peter Stringfellow said to me, he said "Alfonzo!
Welcome back unsigned music birdwatchers!
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