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Angry tween tries to assassinate Justin Bieber, throws water bottle full of urine at his head
Was at a Justin Bieber concert the other day, and it seemed like a ’shit storm’ of tween angst. Tween girls and gheys are mad pissed at him for not taking out his peen, and letting every1 have a lil suckle. I think that’s why tween girls ‘get wet’ over tween idols, because they like to fantasize about their first sexual encounter (whether it is a Jonas Bros...
Guest top 10s: Health
Our favourite masters of noise HEALTH have come up with their own top 10 of 2009. Feast your eyes after the jump. 1. PICTUREPLANE Travis Egedy a.k.a Pictureplane a.k.a Captain Experience a.k.a The Man With The Golden Cock is a man from a mostly unknown incredible scene in Denver, Colorado. We’ve been doing all we can to let people experience the captain. His album Dark Rift...
It’s not for the cock, it’s for the spotted dick
  Spotted Dick: Week 1 With the invention of innovative, new technology comes the invention of innovative, classy little blog posts. One Ms. Lauren Evett has had the brilliant idea of creating a weekly spotify playlist on It’s Not For The Cock and calling it Spotted Dick! Best feature name ever? The idea is to make a playlist of new bands/music we’ve discovered/...
Alt Celebs React to the Suicide of Alexander McQueen
From what we have researched, Alexander McQueen was a designer unlike any other designer, because he was innovative. Due to unknown reasons, the bro decided to end his life on his own terms.  Alt celebs who have personal connections to the fashion world turned to twitter in order to mourn his death. Did you see any alt celebs mourning/namedropping/reflecting upon Alexander ...
Inevitable End Of Year List #1, Part 2 - Delayed By Phlegm
Urgh. I was supposed to post this list a few days ago. And then Man Flu overcame me, and I decided to spend my time in bed, producing much more mucus than I thought was humanly possible. Bravely, I fought the nasal coleslaw, and here’s Part Two. Better late than never… The ANBAD Almost-Best And Definitely-Worst Of 2009 List, Part 2 The How To Needlessly Complicate Your Life...
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Shoot That Poisoned Arrow
Eliza The Arrow Genre: Big Beat / Electroacoustic From: Nashville, Tennessee, United States Nashville idiosyncratic popsters Eliza The Arrow took time out from their archery practice and listening to obscure Kate Bush b-sides to give the Devil an insight into what makes them tick. Find out more about the strangest place...
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Sunburned Hand Of The Man
Venue: Old Blue Last, London Teaser: What happens when you stick a legendary cult band into a tiny pub, then call it a free show and allow the masses to cave the walls in? Answer: jolly good fun. We send our undercover agent into London to get his hands burnt… Pull quote 2: the band let it rip - riding the narrow line that divides the abstract from the tuneful...
Singles for the week beginning October 15th!
Band name: Asobi Seksu, Lightspeed Champion, The Mitchell Brothers and more Label: various coolio schmoolios Teaser: Japanese space monsters! Garage Rock apocalypse! Messages to aliens! Messages to Michael Jackson! The Age Of Aquarius reimagined! If only real life were as exciting as this week’s singles, reviewed by Ric Rawlins… Pull quote 2: It would make a...
Singles for the week beginning 5th November!
Band name: The Mitchell Brothers, Pigeon Detectives and more Label: various uber-schoober labels Teaser: John McCarthy fends himself against celebrity stalkers, Phil Spector imitators, lost astronauts and Michael Jackson fanatics in this - his round up of the week’s singles… Pull quote 2: I would rather be mauled by a tiger than have to listen to it again...
The Great Escape Festival
Venue: Brighton Teaser: Nathan reviews the recent Brighton shindig, taking in performances by YourCodeNameIs:Milo, Die Die Die, Video Nasties, Battle, Foals, Good Shoes & many more… Pull quote 2: The sun is due to start rising soon after they finish and it’s apparent that most people are too tired to stay for The Holloways. First para: The Great...
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  • Bully For You

    Gorgeous Bully From: Plymouth, United Kingdom The more sanitised, synthetic and computerised mainstream music becomes the more the discerning music lover yearns for something a little more...

  • Johan Reinhold - Shoot Me Down Remix EP

    Having already garnered quite a following in his native Sweden, Johan Reinhold is introducing himself to our ears with his indie-electro-pop sensibilities in the form of a remix EP. Music after the...

  • Corpse Lights: A Curdled Churn

    Woe betide any unfortunate soul who suddenly has a flash of inspiration and records one of the most brilliant songs of the year in mid-December: it simply won’t even get heard amongst all...

  • The King Khan Experience

    I Love The Way You Howl King Khan recently retired The Shrines and The BBQ Show and started a new project – The King Khan Experience. He’s been getting compared to Jimi Hendrix his...

  • Secret Diaries: Parcel Delivery

    Secret Diaries have one of those supremely satisfying band names that make you wonder why no-one has thought of it before. I love it when that happens. And speaking of ‘supremely...
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    Photos from a recent FOE gig - a friend of our friends Hold Your Horse Is - she’s gonna be big!!! Read the gig review after the jump.

  • In Pictures: Avett Brothers

    Shots of North Carolina’s folk-rocking Avett Brothers’ stop in Glasgow - 22.08.11 Read the review of the gig here.

  • In Pictures: Latitude Festival 2011

    Take a look at the acts and art on offer at this year’s Latitude Festival in Suffolk. Included are the likes of Fight Like Apes, Lykke Li, Sea of Bees and Seasick Steve. Photos from our own...

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    Good time with Bad Guys. Photos from the May 29th gig at the Old Blue Last. Read the review by the Bad Guy himself, Stuart London after the jump.  

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    Artrocker.com exclusive: for fans of White Lies and Crocodiles we’ve got some fresh pictures from their UK show at the Shepherd’s Bush Empire earlier this month, courtesy of Alessandro...

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